This post brought to you by Starbucks Coffee

There’s a huge debate going on right now about Mommy Bloggers (a literary genre if ever there was one) and product placement. To sum up: lots of people read Mommy Blogs. These blogs are about daily living. If the blogs mention useful products in daily living, lots of people are introduced to the products in a positive, authentic way. This is hard to do in conventional media. Advertisers have figured this out, and started sending free products (and more!) to the mommy bloggers. Readers of Mommy Bloggers now get suspicious every time a brand name product is mentioned.

I’m personally suspicious that Amalah is on the payroll of Pactiv Corporation, a manufacturer of fine airplane plastic cups; a company clearly looking to branch out into a toy division.

It’s all just another salvo in the war between those who want to sell things and those who want to use their money for fripperies like college tuition and retirement.

I should mention, for the record, that this blog is no way supported by the “Blogola” industry. Accusations that I’m on the payroll of the Miss Wakefield Diner, White Lake State Park or Starbucks Coffee Company are entirely slanderous and I vehemently deny any such thing. Sadly.


Dear Starbucks,

Please consider sponsoring my blog. I have been praising you to the skies for, uh, about 15 years now. I drink your coffee every day. I mention that I’m drinking your coffee in every other Facebook update. If you send me a pound of Sumatra (ground for a flat bottom drip) and a coupon worth two mochas (Grande, two pump, non-fat, extra hot no whip mocha) a week, plus an allowance for one travel mug every two months, I’m you’re woman.

You should definitely consider my blog an amazing opportunity for you. I have a readership of roughly 5 unique hits a day, three of whom are related to me. Sadly, my mother and husband do not drink coffee, but maybe reading about it all the time in my blog will wear them down. My blog traffic has been steadily growing. In 6 months I’ve gone from an average of two a day to six a day! That means by retirement age I should have a readership of at least 30 a day. You can’t pass up numbers like that!

Really, think about it. I’ll be over here drinking Starbucks brand coffee while you do.

–Me

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4 thoughts on “This post brought to you by Starbucks Coffee

  1. That is hilarious! I somehow linked to your blog and promise to help up your unique hits to 6 for today alone!

    ps – I should be sponsored by lululemon, MEC, and starbucks. All have gotten way too much free publicity on my blog. Which gets approximately 5 unique hits a day so the impact is HUGE.

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    1. I suppose the problem with getting Starbucks to sponsor me is that I’d have so much blogger competition. Maybe if I up my intake they’ll think about it. A pound a day!

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